Batman slowly removes his cowl, as I hear a wailing moan from Robin.

“No, Batman! No, Don’t” Robin cries. “Your life-and hers-won’t be worth a plugged nickle now!”

Batman digs his upturned thumbs into his cheeks and slowly lifts the remains of his cowl, exposing his face in public for the first time ever.

Screams, squeals, along with shrieks and excited shrills penetrate the room and bounce off the walls.

A young woman’s voice, perhaps belonging to one of his female fan clubbers, screeches “No! Please don’t make him unmask! Somebody stop this whore!”

Posted at: July 11th, 2008 - 8:30 pm - Number of Comments » 1

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